In the mood for some haiku?

I have wrote a couple of Haiku. Okay, three. I am actually in a inspirational mood here! I hope you like it.

An Ode/A Haiku to the Old Man

I shat in my pants
It sure don't feel very good
Never shit in pants

They Bite

Mosquitos bit me
they don't bite anyone else
Man, Life sucks for me

Kiss Me

Hey Dude
You dumb ass
Kiss me

Learn more about Haiku here.