what's worse...

... than having no one to feed you chocolate and make fabulous love with during Valentine's Day? Here's my top 10 list:

1) Having to work thru the night...

2) Knowing that gazillon of people are having great sex.

3) Can't even surf porn as recommended by Maxim because of 1)

4) A male person sending you "Happy Valentine's Day" SMS...

5) When he is not even gay. It's at least COMFORTING to know that a gay likes you.

6) You recently bought the latest Kelly Clarkson CD.

7) Having an extremely inflamed throat.

8) Donch even have a target to aim for when you are working 80% female working environment. (You cite cultural difference.)

9) Haven't mahjong in a while.

10) Having to write this damn list.