fuck you... tube!

YouTube is down! Why!?!?! Oh my Tom Cruise!! WHY!!!!????

I just returned from my superduper long distance* running and I was trying to relax with a couple of Jimmy Fallon clips and... gasp!

How soon is "soon" muthafuckers!

So, you know, I thought to myself: Okay, Running God, relax. There are other sites you can go to. How about Styleboost...

Ding!

Then, I decided to check out my dvd rental queue at HollywoodClicks...

Ding, ding!

My puny life is meaningless now.

*1km, man. Beat that.