may day special: babes of the election 2006

Just because you are in politics doesn't mean you have to look like this:

Hey, I almost won a dancing contest, you know!

Problem: Sometimes the parliament highlights on teevee can get real boring.

Solution: Having babes in the parliament can up the ratings and get the people more interested local politics.

But let's forget about politics for now and remember you have a social responsibility to ensure that, until the next general election, we have enough babes in the parliament.

Let's check out some of the better looking candidates:

Dr Lily Neo


She is still a cutie despite being slightly more than half a century old. Her new makeover, which created an illusion of youth for her, should get her the votes that she deserved - if you know what I mean.

And it sure hell beats this old look:


Mdm Madeleine Ho Geok Choo


Give her a seat too. Sadly, in her golden jubilees too. Went thru a slight makeover as well. The PAP must really be feeling the heat from the young 'uns of the oppositions.

Ms Sylvia Lim Swee Lian


The chairperson and poster girl of Workers' Party. About a decade younger than the PAP candidates. Is that a plus? It up to the people of the nation to decide!

Ms Lee Wai Leng

Gets my vote for best dental health.

At the age of 26, the youngest female candidiate, she as illegal as one can get in this year's election. Just check out her gleeming white, straight teeth. She looks like a model for Colgate!

Miss Glenda Han Su May

Nice uniform. Worker's Party is really into the image thing these days.

Former owner of Ig's Heaven. She loves to travel and has gone to 24 different countries. I wonder if she likes the beaches? Quick people give her a seat too!

Photos taken from:
PAP [Link]
Workers' Party [Link]